SriSanth [Sreemon] Jokes

Sreeshanth: Ente paramavadhi njaan shramichu.Ente ovarukal nirnnayakamayi.2 over koodi thannirunnengil dhonik century nashtamaakillayirunnu.

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(Flash news)
World cup nadakkunna stadiathinte galleryil thee piditham
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Sree santhinte amma gallaryil irunnu pongala ittathanu karanam.

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Sreesanth words;
"world cup kalikanam ena mohavumai chenu petathu bangladheshinu munpil..
Chenapazhe ball cheyan paranju dhoni..
Ammayeum pengalayeum manasil vicharichu erinju 5 over....
Athode dhoni flat ..,
indiaum..,
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zabromki zindagi adi vangal theri vilikal me khatam ho jaati hei.."

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Asianet News: Sresanth final'l kalikkan teamil undennarinjappol muthal akhoshagal aarampichu. Engum padakkam pottikalum aarpuviliyum..
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Srilankayil ninnum camera man santhosh
Asianet news.

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Kohli asked to Dhoni:

anna,entina innale lavane(sreesanth) teamil kayattiye?

Dhoni replied:
thottirunnel
parayan oru karanam vendeda???....

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Kerala'thil Chumattu thozhilalikal nokku kooli vardhipikan neekkam.. World Cup'l thudakkam muthal avasanam vare nokki kondirunna lavanu 1 kodi... Njangalk 1000 uluvayum,...ithentha vellarikka pattanamo?

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World Cup Team'inu SammanaPerumazha...
Delhi Sarkar Dhonikku 2 Kodi-yum...
Maharashtra Sachinu 1 Kodi-yum...
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Keralam SreeShanthinu 2 Jodi VKC Chappalum ,
Thalayil mundittu veettil pokan MCR mundum Prakyaapichu...

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@Sreesanth : ne nirbandichal selection committee sammathikkum
@dhoni : engane ?
@Sreesanth : ne nirbandichal selection committee sammathikkum
@dhoni : illa , naan nirbandikilla .....
@sreesanth :alla, ee world cup semi kalikka ennokke paranal ...manushya jeevithathil aage kittunna chancanu
@dhoni : athu kondanallo naan kalikkunathu ......
@sreesanth : ne parayuganekil sreekanth sammathikkum
@dhoni : eda sreesanthe, ninakku ahhhhhhhhhhangaram valare kooduthalanuu!!!!!!
@sreesanth : ayyo naan verum paavamalle....
@dhoni :oru kalikaran captainodu perumarunnathu poleyalla, ne ennodu perumarunnathu..nan vallapozhum ninne 'eda' ennu vilichal ninakku valiyoru ithu
@sreesanth : ini ne enne patteenu vilichalum, nan maruthoru akasharam mindilla
@dhoni:ille ?eda patti..
@sreesanth : ntho?
@dhoni:eda patti......
@sreesanth : ini nee enne thalliyalpolum nan maruthoru akasharam mindilla
@sreesanth : Thallikko...iniyum thallikko...enganeyengilum .......
@dhoni :eda.......nalla kavilu....!!!!!!!

Rajinikanth Sms Collection

When Graham Bell invented the telephone what did he find??..
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He had two misd calls from RajniKanth :D 

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Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!



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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.


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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
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1/0=?

dis was d qstion 1ce asked 2 RAJNIKANTH nd he said,
"I dnt kno!"

Thats why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........




Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **





Rajnikanth......






got shot yesterday . .













today is the bullet''s funeral...!!



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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!





He can answer a missed call.!

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Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque





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;-)The Bank Bounced:-D


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Did U ever wonder...??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesum fact..,






















Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@rajnikant.com